And the Dumbasses keep coming!
Dumbasses #1 and #2
Quick memo: While hiring strippers for a birthday party is creative, doing it for your 16-year-old son is stupid, and possibly illegal.

Courtesy of Facebook
Let’s go to
Of course, a BETTER question is, Who would POST photos of the kid getting a lap dance on FACEBOOK, which is how police got involved, and that’s how a highly incriminating photo ended up on my newsblog.
Party goers say the PARENTS set the whole thing up, invited his son’s friends – both male and female – and then had strippers come over. Including one who had more ink on her than the Sunday LA Times.
Parents COULD be charged with endangering the welfare of a child.
Dumbass #3
"Bieber Beatdown"
Quick memo, guys: Since it’s Thanksgiving week, you should probably not get into a fistfight with your uncle.
ESPECIALLY over Justin Bieber.

Let's go to Dayton, Ohio, where a man was watching the AMAs Sunday night with his 50-year-old uncle when the younger man made a comment about Bieber’s sexuality - probably after seeing those red pants the Biebs was wearing.
The older man did not appreciate the comment, and told his nephew to keep his opinions to himself.
Oh NO he DINT!
The nephew then became angry, and – according to the police report – "slammed down a plate of chili fries before bashing his uncle upside the head."
Our hidden microphones were there! Wanna hear the beatdown?
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