Dumbass #1

Hey burglars: You probably shouldn’t leave behind EVERY bit of evidence at the scene of the crime. 

You know, like your ID, your blood, your car, photos, witnesses…

Courtesy of the LAPD

 Let’s go to Arleta, where police are looking for a specific 25-year-old.

We’ll call him Miguel Luna, who left behind SO much evidence from his recent burglary, he probably should have just left a confession behind as well.

Checklist of STUPID

1. He drove an unreliable car to the scene of a crime.  

2. He picked a specific house, despite several posted security signs.

3. He kicked in the front door, leaving his shoe print behind.

4. After grabbing a bunch of items – including an Ipad, in which he took a piture of himself – he stashed the stolen goods in his car, he got greedy . . . and went back into the house for more. But this time, the homeowner was waiting . ..  and he WHACKED Miguel Luna upside the head with a gardening hoe.

4. He dropped blood all over the house, as he ran outside to his getaway car.

5. The car won't start, so he leaves it in the driveway.

Did I mention he left his wallet in the car?

One police officer was quoted as saying: "EVERY MANNER OF EVIDENCE WAS PRESENT – VIDEO SURVEILLANCE, BLOOD DNA, PICTURES ON THE IPAD, A FOOTPRINT ON THE DOOR, TRAFFIC CITATION WITH HIS SIGNATURE IN THE CAR, HIS ACTUAL CAR, FINGER PRINTS, AND EYEWITNESS IDENTIFICATION"

Dumbass #2

Hey guys: If you’re going to FLASH a woman, make sure her gun isn’t bigger than yours.

Let’s go to Lake Sacajawea in Washington, where a woman was walking her 6-year-old son and her dog when dude approached, opened his jacket to reveal he wasn’t wearing anything, and then made some obscene gestures.

That’s when the mom grabbed HER gun, COCKED the weapon and said quote, “You need to leave. I’m going to blow your brains out.”

The flasher uttered a profanity, and quickly ran off.

He was described as white, cold, and having an extra belly button.