Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
Download to my ONTARIO REIGN GOAL CALL! ringtone
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DUMBA$$ of the DAY!
Quick memo, thugs: If you’re going to counterfeit money, make sure you pay attention to the details…like making sure you don’t put ABRAHAM LINCOLN on your fake 100 dollar bill.
What a REAL $100 bill looks like, courtesy of my general manager.
It’s all about the Abrahams, baby!
Let’s go to Rhode Island, where a 25-year-old had successfully got away with passing fake $100 bills at a "French Department store" on back-to-back days.
So he went back to well one more time...and it didn't go well for him, as the clerk busted him.
And he was SHOCKED!! I mean, he had a damn near perfect copy of a $100 bill…he had the treasury stamp on it, had serial numbers, perfect color, perfect feel of a 100 bill, perfect font . . . OH DAMN! He put Lincoln on the bill!!
What a real $5 bill looks like, courtesy of everyone else at the radio station.
How do you work on the most intricate details of a counterfeit hundred dollar bill, and you put the WRONG guy on it??! Forget about THIS pendejo, what about the two previous clerks who had no problem taking a hundred dollar bill with Abraham Lincoln on it? Four score and seven years ago, those people were STILL idiots!
However, those dolts are still not as stupid as the dude in Kentucky who was passing off counterfeit one dollar bills.
Seriously, what's the point of making fake $1 bills?
(dis) Honorable Mention
Hey POTHEADS: Who should you NEVER ask for a joint?
a) Snoop Dogg
b) Wiz Khalifa
c) a judge
Let’s go to
But that chance went up in smoke when the DOPE told the judge giving up marijuana would be tough because he likes smoking weed, and he could try to quit…and then he asked the judge if he could have just one more joint?
He’ll be sentenced in 2 weeks.
SANTA 'PAWS' in SB!
How would you like your dogs to take a picture with Santa?
Join me tomorrow morning as I'm emceeing the SANTA PAWS fundraising event at the Humane Society of San Bernardino.
How cute would it be for your pooch to have a picture with Santa??
Here's a picture of my wife and I, and our fur kids Blanca and Jax a couple years ago!
Plus, there will be raffles, vendors, and other pet-friendly stuff to buy. NEED MORE INFO?