MOTHER-OF-THE-YEAR FAIL

Hey MOMS – I don’t care if your 13-year-old daughter threatens to throw a fit, you probably shouldn’t let her smoke meth with you.

Yeah, I'd hit that. With a 2 X 4

Let’s go to Springfield, Missourii, where a 34-year-old mom has been arrested for not only doing meth, but for including her 13-year-old daughter in the shenanigans. 

The mom admitted to police the two smoked meth together, maybe six times.  The girl, when questioned, she she lost count of how many times she’s done the rail, a term SHE gave to police.  

When officers asked the mom why the hell she would smoke meth with her 13-year-old daughter, the mom said the daughter would throw a temper tantrum if she didn’t.  

Seriously, did she just throw her daughter under the crack pipe?

You show me a mom who smokes meth with her kids, and I’ll show you a mom who needs to tweek her parenting. 

Of course I’ve provided her mug shot for your pleasure, viewer discretion adviced, not safe for work.

Unless you work at the San Diego Safari Park.

 

HELICOPTER MOM FAIL

Alright MOMS – your son has a peanut allergy. 

How do you handle this?

A) make sure there are no peanut products in your house,

B) make sure your son doesn’t eat pre-approved meals at school

C) see if you can get all the oak trees in your city removed

Let’s go to the town of Vaughn, Canada where a mom - whose son has a peanut allergy – wants ALL the aak trees in the city cut down because she claims “the acorns that fall from the trees cold be dangerous to children with peanut allergies.”  

Now, I’m no doctor, but I DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night . . . how about we remove all the NUTS from his family FIRST, THEN worry about removing all the oak trees.   

This chick is such a helicopter mom, she gives a bad name to ALL aircraft!

 

DOG DUMPED!

Who would dump an adorable dog in Mead Valley?  

Courtesy of ABC7.com

A 3-year-old Chihuahua mix is looking for a new home after SOMEONE put her in a bag and left her at the end of a dirt road in Mead Valley.

A neighbor saw a stray dog sniffing a bag, so she went out to investigate – and found a frightened dog INSIDE the bag.

She was taken to the Mary Roberts Pet Adoption Center, given a bath, and will be offered for adoption in a couple of weeks.  Cute pup, too. 

And I don’t know what’s up with Mead Valley, but the woman who rescued this dog said she’s rescued 76 abandoned dogs in a YEAR in her neighborhood.