Dumbass of the Day!
Let's see . . . we've got the head of the CIA going down for going down on someone he's not married to . . . we've got a brawl over the type of money left in your pants pocket . . . but I think we have a winner.
Quick memo, police officer: You're really not going to arrest a homeless guy for charging his cellphone, are you?
Let’s go to Sarasota, Florida, where a homeless guy was sleeping on a picnic table in a public park when a police officer woke him up and wrote him a ticket because the guy had found an electrical outlet next to the picnic table, and was charging his cellphone.
Courtesy of Sarasota Herald-Tribune
The police sargeant who wrote the ticket also wrote THEFT OF CITY UTILITIES WILL NOT BE TOLERATED DURING THIS BAD ECONOMY.
And since the homeless guy couldn’t afford to pay the $500 bail, he spent the night in jail.
Seriously, what kind of power trip was THIS cop on? Dude has to sleep on a freakin' picnic table, and your'e gonna bust him for charging his cell phone?
And before you ask, "Why does a homeless man have a cellphone?" How else are you going to follow up on possible job leads without a phone?
Thankfully, a judge who DIDNT have his head up his @ss threw out the ticket. Link
CIA SOB
Quick memo, GUYS: Don't cheat on your wife.
ESPECIALLY if you're the head of the CIA.
But if you must, DO NOT give that home-wrecking BEEOTCH access to your personal e-mail!!
And the love triangle that brought down the head of the CIA has now become a love RECTANGLE, as a top general in
And this all stems from former general and CIA leader David Petreas (pictured above), who resigned Friday after he got busted interrogating his biographer with his crotch.
She – in turn – sent threatening e-mails to a woman SHE thought was a rival, using the CIA leader's personal gmail account.
And THAT woman forwarded the threatening e-mails to the FBI, who are none-to-pleased that the head of the CIA gave out his personal e-mail account to his mistress, who used it to threaten a woman.
Got all that?
And now the top-ranking general in Afghanistan (pictured below) is accused of sending inappropriate e-mails to the woman targeted by the mistress.
And this whole time, I thought the A in CIA stood for AGENCY.
LET IT GO
At what point do you let a debt go?
Let's go to Flint, Michigan, where a guy was pumping gas last week when he ran into a couple he knew and that he owed money to.
The two men started fighting before the woman got out of the car, took a gun, and bashed the victim in the face.
As the bleeding victim tried to run away, the couple got into their car and STRUCK him with it.
Luckily he was not seriously injured. The couple was arrested for attempted murder.
HOW MUCH WAS THE DEBT?
A) $50,000
B) $5,000
c) $500
D) $5
