Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
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Before I break down the stunning, shocking news in Lakerland . . .
DUMBASS of the WEEKEND!
Hey REDNECKS: If you're going to illegally kill, skin, and EAT alligators, make sure you keep the evidence away from "your friend's marijuana plants."
Let’s go to Gainsville, Florida where police got an anonymous tip that the above-pictured 51-year-old was illegally killing, skinning and eating alligators (which is illegal in Florida)
When police arrived at the hillbilly’s house, he invited them in, where there was a skinned gator up on the wall, and some gator meat in the fridge – right next to a series of marijuana plants.
Officers asked him about the marijuana, and he told them, “Oh, they’re not mine. I’m watering them for a dead friend.”
Of course he was arrested, and he left us with a memorable mug shot!
Geez, dude's got more hair on his chin than I do on my head. Hey GATOR EATERS, can you work in some grooming and not look like the stereotypical hillbilly?
The Lakers have found their new head coach – he’s just not the one you were hoping for.
Picture of someone who's NOT Phil Jackson courtesy of NBA.com
Shortly after the Lakers 103-90 win over SUCKramento last night - in which the crowd chanted WE WANT PHIL! WE WANT PHIL! – the Lakers signed NOT Phil Jackson, but former Suns and Knicks coach Mike D’Antoni.
D'Antoni coached Steve Nash for five years in Phoenix and coached Kobe in the Olympics . . . but has never coached in the FINALS.
It’s a four-year deal for D’Antoni, who will make $4 million a year, which isn’t even HALF of what Phil Jackson wanted, who was reportedly stunned he didn’t get the job.
Why did the Lakers not sign Phil Jackson?
1) Money…The Lakers have a 100-million dollar payroll, they have to pay 30 million in luxury taxes, and they still have to pay fired coach Mike Brown 10 million dollars. And it was going to take AT LEAST 10 million a year to get
Of course, at this point, it's only money, right?
Bottom line? Raider fan is quite happy with all this Laker talk on a Monday, which takes attention away from yesterday's debacle in Baltimore. Seriously . . . 55 points?