Actually, marrying my wife - ANOTHER Upland Highlander - was a dream come true.
Doing the show is just HELLA cool!
We recently celebrated our 10th ANNIVERSARY in SANTA BARBARA!
and YES, we BROUGHT our DOGS!
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Want to know more about me? First, here's my baby girl, Blanca. She's 11
And here's my baby boy, Jax - a black lab/boxer mix who was left to die near the Santa Ana River. My wife and I adopted him from the Humane Society of San Bernardino Valley weeks after Caltrans workers found him wrapped in a blanket.
He's 5, and he's a strapping 85 pounds! A far cry from the 16-pounds when we first brought him home (below)
And here's my wife Sarah and my niece Alexis chillin' at a hockey game
BTW, the wife is on the left, and the 18-year-old niece in on the right
Also, here's pictures of my other niece, Kayla!!
And here she is sporting her Seattle Sounders soccer jersey...
And here she is with her favorite UNCLE!
Are you KIDDING me??
I got her to stop crying by giving her a jerky treat!
Ready my Q&A
OLD SCHOOL PHOTO!
1990 - my BFF Eric and I honor our then-favorite beverage, JOLT COLA, which would get us through college - me at Cal State San Bernardino, and he at UC San Diego.
Some of you may be asking, "Where's Evelyn in that photo?" I'm thinking the then 8-year-old was hanging with her parents.
Check out the 99.1 KGGI HOCKEY TEAM!
BOTTOM row - I'm at the far right
(in our ROAD jerseys)
We play at ICETOWN in Riverside! SCHEDULE
2010 Summer CHAMPIONS!!
I'm on the bottom row, holding my 99.1 helmet. And yes, that's blood on Brandon's jersey (back right)
Speaking of hockey . . . I'm the Public Address announcer for the
The IE's FIRST and ONLY pro hockey team plays at the brand new Citizen's Business Bank Arena
Download to my ONTARIO REIGN GOAL CALL! ringtone
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Let the BUYER BEWARE!
Quick memo: If you attempt to buy an iPad at a GAS STATION, you're probably not going to get an iPad.
Sometimes, when it comes to Dumbass of the Day, some poeple need to look in the mirror.
And, sometimes, that mirror costs $200.
Let’s go to Arlington, Texas where Jalonta Freeman was pumping gas when some guy drove up and made her an amazing offer . . .
She could buy an $800 iPad for only $200!!
WOW, what an amazing discount!! Oh wait, did I mention this was going on at a gas station?!
If there's ONE SURE WAY to guarantee you're going to be the DUMBASS OF THE DAY, it's by purchasing ANYTHING with cash in store parking lots. Whether it's lottery tickets, gold, ass, or jewelery . . . if you buy something in a parking lot with cash, you've just lost your money and gotten crap in return for your hard-earned money.
Double the warning if you're at a gas station!!
Wanna see how this turns out?
(dis) Honorable Mention
Hey drug dealers: If you’re going to try to sell your product to passing cars, you might want to do it during the day.
That way, you’ll be able to tell the different between regular cars and police cars.
Let’s go to Punta Gorda, Florida, where two officers were on night patrol when they drove through the hood… and that’s when an alleged drug dealer quickly came up on the driver’s side and asked his soon-to-be-arresting officer if he was – quote - LOOKING FOR SOME SMACK.
Did I mention it was 1:30 in the morning?
So it’s quite possible the drug dealer never saw the word POLICE on the side of the door, OR that whole 'light thingee' on top of the car.
The officer flipped on the lights, and after the dealer left a # 2 in his chonies, he was arrested on the spot.
Do you realize how hard police officers would have to work if not for drugs or stupid people? Heck, can you imagine how hard I would have to work if not for drugs or stupid people?
One of the CUTEST DOGS EVER??
That's my adorable rescue dog Jax, who gave me that precious look yesterday, which means, "Can you take me for a walk?"
We made it about 3 houses down the street before heavy rains started to pelt Orangecrest . . . so we hustled back inside. I think the entire walk lasted 90 seconds.
And even HE would know never to buy an iPad at a gas station.