Let the BUYER BEWARE!

Quick memo: If you attempt to buy an iPad at a GAS STATION, you're probably not going to get an iPad.

Sometimes, when it comes to Dumbass of the Day, some poeple need to look in the mirror.

And, sometimes, that mirror costs $200.

Let’s go to Arlington, Texas where Jalonta Freeman was pumping gas when some guy drove up and made her an amazing offer . . .

She could buy an $800 iPad for only $200!!

WOW, what an amazing discount!! Oh wait, did I mention this was going on at a gas station?!

If there's ONE SURE WAY to guarantee you're going to be the DUMBASS OF THE DAY, it's by purchasing ANYTHING with cash in store parking lots.  Whether it's lottery tickets, gold, ass, or jewelery . . . if you buy something in a parking lot with cash, you've just lost your money and gotten crap in return for your hard-earned money.

Double the warning if you're at a gas station!!

Wanna see how this turns out?

(dis) Honorable Mention

Hey drug dealers: If you’re going to try to sell your product to passing cars, you might want to do it during the day.  

That way, you’ll be able to tell the different between regular cars and police cars.

Let’s go to Punta Gorda, Florida, where two officers were on night patrol when they drove through the hood… and that’s when an alleged drug dealer quickly came up on the driver’s side and asked his soon-to-be-arresting officer if he was – quote  - LOOKING FOR SOME SMACK.  

Did I mention it was 1:30 in the morning? 

So it’s quite possible the drug dealer never saw the word POLICE on the side of the door, OR that whole 'light thingee' on top of the car.  

The officer flipped on the lights, and after the dealer left a # 2 in his chonies, he was arrested on the spot.

Do you realize how hard police officers would have to work if not for drugs or stupid people?  Heck, can you imagine how hard I would have to work if not for drugs or stupid people?

One of the CUTEST DOGS EVER??

AWWWWWWWWWW!

That's my adorable rescue dog Jax, who gave me that precious look yesterday, which means, "Can you take me for a walk?"

We made it about 3 houses down the street before heavy rains started to pelt Orangecrest . . . so we hustled back inside.  I think the entire walk lasted 90 seconds.

And even HE would know never to buy an iPad at a gas station.