Don't you hate it when TECHNOLOGY allows others to see how DENSE you are?
Dumbass #1
Hey TEENS: Dontcha hate it when your post-election TWEET is SO IG'NANT, it forces you to shut down your twitter account?
Let's go to Georgia (yes, that's in the South), where 18-year-old Kristen Neel was not happy with President Obama winning re-election.
So she got loose on Twitter:
Now, had she wikipedia’d Australia, she would have found out that:
1. Australia is being led by a FEMALE prime minister.
2. She is an avowed ATHEIST.
3. She is currently shacking up with her BF, living in SIN!
CRICKEY!!
Needless to say, her tweet went VIRAL down under, and was re-tweeted almost 1,500 times.
After hundreds of Aussies called her out on Twitter, she was forced to delete her account.
Quick Twitter tip to teenage girls: For future reference - if you aren't down with how your parents (or boyfriend) are treating you, do not tweet "I'M MOVING TO SAUDI ARABIA, WHERE, AS A WOMAN, I WOULD GET MUCH RESPECT AND BE FREE TO DO WHAT I WANT!"
Dumbasses for Take-out
Hey THUGS: if you’re going to rob a restaurant, make sure the employees speak the same language YOU do.
Otherwise, they may not know it’s a robbery.
Let’s go to Orlando, Florida, where three masked men rushed into a Chinese restaurant, and demanded all the money from a cash resigter.
However, the employees apparently had trouble understanding what the robbers were doing, or what they wanted.
After pounding on the cash register, and waving a gun around, the robbers left empty-handed.
This tells me two things:
1) The robbers were such rednecks, that the employees couldn’t understand their southern drawl
and
2) The employees were so stupid, they didn’t understand that if three men wearing ski masks run into your restaurant and start pounding on your cash register with a gun, they’re not demanding the BEEF and BROCOLI.
Although, I must admit, I would have no problem holding up a Chinese restaurant just for some Honey Walnut Shrimp.
During this two-sided epic fail, a CUSTOMER had to call the police. A police dog eventually found the trio, where the man-eating police pooch delievred an order of misfortune cookies.
