Yesterday, news broke of a special “Wardrobe Advisory” that was issued as a warning for Grammy performers and presenters.  The story I originally read stated that “side boob” and “nudity” was not going to be tolerated during this year's Grammys telecast, but then I read the advisory for myself... 

Is it just me, or if you were to throw on Ginuwine's "So Anxious” as a soundtrack and read this warning to the talent slowly and softly, it would read like “Fifty Shades of Grey”?  Mommy Porn?  No, this is Grammy Porn! LOL!

TRY IT FOR YOURSELF!! 

Date: February 5, 2013, 10:39:56 PM EST


Subject: 55th GRAMMYS: Standard And Practice Wardrobe Advisory

-kindly confirm receipt of s&p standards-

***GRAMMYS 2013***

CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy concerning wardrobe.

Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could  possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure. Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts. Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared. OBSCENITY OR PARTIALLY SEEN OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST. This as well, pertains to audience members that appear on camera. Finally, The Network requests that any organized cause visibly spelled out on talent’s wardrobe be avoided. This would include lapel pins or any other form of accessory.

The fact that they put quotations around the word "puffy" had me rollin'!  I can't wait to see Rihanna how many stars Rihanna violate this warning Rihanna. Wink